Man vs. Kite – Kite Wins

Now I have never really seen a man picked up by a kite until this video, and after watching it, I can assure you that it is something to see:

Marvin Harrison Now Shooting People

OK so this right here is totally unexpected, and when I heard about it, I thought it was fake, I was reading it wrong, or it was a joke…but apparently not. According to ESPN:

Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Marvin Harrison is under investigation in his hometown of Philadelphia in a shooting that took place earlier this week, a source close to the investigation told Anthony Gargano of Philadelphia’s WIP Radio.

The source said the alleged victim came into the bar, Playmakers, around 5 p.m. and engaged in an argument with Harrison, who was at the bar. The victim then left the bar, heading to his car, with Harrison following. Gunfire broke out, the victim was hit in the hand, and a young girl was slightly injured by flying glass from a car that apparently was hit by a bullet.  

Police came to scene, but the victim did not identify a shooter. On Wednesday, according to the source, ballistic tests showed that the gun that had fired the shots was a custom-made Belgian weapon, and police determined that Harrison owned such a gun. 

Police then went to a Philadelphia car wash owned by Harrison to question him about the gun. Harrison admitted owning such a weapon, but claimed it never left his suburban Philadelphia home. 

However, the source said the gun was discovered in a bucket at the car wash, and tests showed that it had fired seven bullets that matched those found at the scene.

OK.  So it looks like he was the shooter.  And Marvin so you know, you are supposed to get rid of the gun in the sewer, not a bucket in the car wash.  You just pulled a Bird.  Sure the gun is nice, but dump it after you shoot someone. Unless, maybe this is just a test by the mainstream media to see how long it takes for something to get all around the blogs.

But seriously this is nuts, Marvin Harrison is probably the last person in the NFL that you would think would do this, so hopefully we hear more about it soon.

 

LeBron James Punches Himself In His Face – Gets A Wizard Suspended

Now technically he did not punch himself in the face, but I was pretty much LeBron’s arm flail that caused the punch to the face, and the suits in the NBA office were too dumb and or purposely ignored that fact.  After all, they don’t want to have LeBron James complaining about the physical play again.  Ill let you examine the video for yourself (Thanks To Odenized)(A great screen by screen show over at BulletsForever):

Maybe this is because I am a Bulls fan, but LeBron has been acting like a little girl this series.  Anyway, Darius Songaila is now suspended, so LeBron won’t get punched in this upcoming game.

Oregon Duck To Houston Cougar – “Eat My Nuts!”

I think this is from earlier this year, but who doesn’t love a little mascot on mascot action (Eat My Nuts Part @ 0:40):

Now maybe this is because I go to a small school, but I don’t think I could ever have so much school spirit that I:

1. Become a mascot.
2. Get into a fight with the opposing mascot to defend my school’s honor.

Unsportsman Like Conduct Is Fun

Eh just browsing youtube and I found this video of the top ten most unsportsman-like sports moments.  Some you may know, and some you may not.  My personal favorite was the second #10.  He was clearly going for the balls.

Beast Mode Was WordPress’ Fastest Growing Blog Yesterday

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know, this is a brag post, but this was pretty awesome.  Yesterday, this very blog, Beast Mode, was one of WordPress’ fastest growing blog.  I really have TheBigLead to thank, who hooked up my very first blog post with a link.

Yeah, so, thats all for now, I will be back later with a legitimate post.

Laurence Maroney’s Chain Makes You Say “OH YEAH!”

(Big Ups To Awful Announcing for the original picture)

So I was checking out Awful Announcing today, like I do, and posted was this picture of Laurence Maroney watching the Celtics game. The point being TNT people spelt his name wrong, and that he has a shiny watch…I want you to forget about that for just one moment. That chain is nothing compared to Maroney’s chain of…the Kool-Aid man. Now I gotta ask, what happened to the good ol’ days when athletes wore chains that had crosses, their number, or a pac-man:

I mean really look close at the Kool-Aid chain…really look close…the diamonds are even red (or at least it appears to be). I am starting to agree with Chris Cooley and his opinion that NFL Rookies are being paid too much.